Another day at school

Okay, here’s my routine….my folks drop me off at school in the morning. I’m a good boy and all, but I act like I’m not going to be friends with anyone or play or anything. After about an hour, when I know my folks aren’t coming back, I usually cut loose and play with the friends I choose for the day. I guess I don’t want my folks to think I enjoy school. I guess a part of me doesn’t want them to get their feelings hurt or anything thinking I may enjoy school more than time with them. That’s why I act like I do – it really comes from a good place. So you can imagine how surprised I was to see the following video leaked on YouTube. It shows me (khaki shorts and green polo shirt) running around, jumping, and having fun.

I’m not sure who leaked this, but I have my eye on all the kids in my class. One of them is trying to ruin my game….I’m watching you.

The Graduate

Nothing to do with Mrs. Robinson here. It is all about my cousin Bubba. He just graduated from college and wants to be a game warden. The question that comes to mind is whether or not the nickname Bubba influenced his life in any way (see below). Remember that I said he graduated from college, right? Well, we all witnessed him trying to catch a snake with a stick at the after party. Now I know I haven’t even entered college yet, but I know better than to try and catch a snake with a stick. His mama seemed real proud of her baby boy……mamas don’t let your babies grow up to go to Texas A&M Commerce….

Anyway, me and the folks spent the day at the Cox Family Farm in Emory, TX to celebrate. This was a pretty cool place. Besides having some cool family members there, this place had blackberries they make into wine. They also have a big tank to fish in, a tractor, and 4-wheelers to play on. I rode on the tractor with mommy and my great aunt Cindy. And then daddy and I rode the 4-wheeler. It felt like we were going fast, but we really weren’t because daddy said we needed to be safe. While daddy and I were riding around, we went potty man style – on a tree….daddy said that was our tree from now on. Not sure I really want to do anything with that tree now, but whatever you say dad. Overall, it was a great time and I can’t wait to go back. Cindy said I could go back when it was time to pick berries. I guess she knows I have some migrant worker in my blood.

BTW shout out to my cousin Chrissy and her husband Michael because they are expecting their first child.

Oh, and this was BEFORE the tequila made an appearance….

Let’s do lunch

Typically my school makes me lunch, but today we were having a picnic so I had to bring a sack lunch. This is the first  time I’ve ever had to bring a lunch so the pressure was on my folks to make me something nutritious, but not boring. Daddy was the one that took me to school this morning so he was the one who had to prepare the lunch. I told him I wanted a peanut butter & jelly sandwich without the peanut butter because the teacher said we couldn’t have peanut butter. Some people are allergic to peanuts so the school didn’t want to take a chance of us sharing food. They obviously don’t know that PARKER DOESN’T SHARE FOOD!

Anyway, besides the jelly sandwich, I told daddy I wanted a hot dog, sun chips, cookies, Spiderman snacks, apples, and grapes. I usually eat a little of this pretty regularly, but the teachers seemed to be tickled that I had so much food. Yeah, it may have been odd, but my folks didn’t want me to not have enough to eat.

Happy birthday Kyndall

For the 3rd day in a row I have a birthday shout out to my boo. And this is a very special one. This is a happy birthday shout out to my first girlfriend. She is a little older than me, but not like a cougar or anything. Happy birthday ‘lil mama!

Happy Birthday Kelly

Kelly is my mommy’s best friend from grade school. She was in the Air Force, but fortunately back with us now. She is a good friend and person according to my mommy.

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday Nanny

Today is nanny’s birthday. She sure does love me. Happy birthday!

Yo mama

Yo mama so special she deserves her own day…..Happy Mother’s Day!

My mama!

You spin me right round….

Daddy told me that this is what they do at baseball games….spin people around and then make them run and watch them fall. Sounds kind of silly to me, but it sure was funny….

And here are two things I love doing…swinging and throwing stuff down my slide.

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