Let’s do lunch

Typically my school makes me lunch, but today we were having a picnic so I had to bring a sack lunch. This is the first  time I’ve ever had to bring a lunch so the pressure was on my folks to make me something nutritious, but not boring. Daddy was the one that took me to school this morning so he was the one who had to prepare the lunch. I told him I wanted a peanut butter & jelly sandwich without the peanut butter because the teacher said we couldn’t have peanut butter. Some people are allergic to peanuts so the school didn’t want to take a chance of us sharing food. They obviously don’t know that PARKER DOESN’T SHARE FOOD!

Anyway, besides the jelly sandwich, I told daddy I wanted a hot dog, sun chips, cookies, Spiderman snacks, apples, and grapes. I usually eat a little of this pretty regularly, but the teachers seemed to be tickled that I had so much food. Yeah, it may have been odd, but my folks didn’t want me to not have enough to eat.

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