“BatDad is the father his kids deserve, not the one they need.”

Don’t show my daddy this because he is already goofy and annoying enough with all his antics – he really doesn’t need any new ideas. It’s bad enough we can’t walk by any goofy-looking hat without him putting it on and walking around the store acting silly and trying to get me to put one on. In most cases like that, mommy and me just keep walking and looking for a security guard to report some strange man following us. If we could only get those security guards to stop daddy from singing in the car, we would be golden.

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